After the recent lacklustre response to the announcement of Sony's new Playstation gaming system, the Playstation 4, a North Korean company, PRICK (Proud Ruler's Investment Corporation of Korea) has decided to develop a competing console- the Playstation 5.
The console will mark one of the rare occasions when a North Korean company has tried enter a product into the global market, the majority of which is opposed to North Korea.
PRICK, which belongs solely to the Supreme Leader of North Korea Kim Jong-un, is striving to compete in the console market place after its own domestic effort, the SLAG (Supreme Leader's Amazing Gamer), sold only one system in the country which was bought by Kim Jong-un himself.
Although there were many fans of SLAGs, the general populace felt a SLAG was too expensive relative to their earnings. Because of the disastrous sales of the system, there still remains over 2 million SLAGs in North Korean warehouses. Kim Jong-un refuses to destroy them, or recycle their parts, because he believes the "country isn't ready for a SLAG... yet."
In one of the Supreme Leader's almost bi-hourly appearances on the nation's state television channel- which is also the only channel available in N. Korea- Kim Jong-un asserted his belief that "people will buy the Playstation 5 because 5 is bigger than 4. I wanted to call it the Playstation 6, but apparently that would have been ridiculous."
Because the Dear Leader, as he is affectionately called by himself, had almost 99% of the development team behind the SLAG executed, he has taken it upon himself to design and build the Playstation 5 alone.
Kim Jung-un's PRICK posted information on the console indicating it was created by "the mind of an omnipotent being", would have installed within it "the intelligence of the cleverest man on earth" and was due for release in "2 days to 14 years".
A game developer outside of North Korea was able to attain the specifications of the console and believed it was comparable in technology to a "shoddily made cup-and-ball toy".
Recently PRICK erected a statue outside of its HQ depicting Kim-Jong-un making the Playstation 5 and was described by the state media as the "greatest work of art since the portrait of our Infallible Ruler of Sun and Greatness, which is proudly hung inside the PRICK's HEAD (His Excellency's Advisory Department).
It was believed that Sony would file a copyright infringement suit, but earlier today they released a statement saying "it's not worth the lawyer fees".
The console will mark one of the rare occasions when a North Korean company has tried enter a product into the global market, the majority of which is opposed to North Korea.
PRICK, which belongs solely to the Supreme Leader of North Korea Kim Jong-un, is striving to compete in the console market place after its own domestic effort, the SLAG (Supreme Leader's Amazing Gamer), sold only one system in the country which was bought by Kim Jong-un himself.
Although there were many fans of SLAGs, the general populace felt a SLAG was too expensive relative to their earnings. Because of the disastrous sales of the system, there still remains over 2 million SLAGs in North Korean warehouses. Kim Jong-un refuses to destroy them, or recycle their parts, because he believes the "country isn't ready for a SLAG... yet."
In one of the Supreme Leader's almost bi-hourly appearances on the nation's state television channel- which is also the only channel available in N. Korea- Kim Jong-un asserted his belief that "people will buy the Playstation 5 because 5 is bigger than 4. I wanted to call it the Playstation 6, but apparently that would have been ridiculous."
Because the Dear Leader, as he is affectionately called by himself, had almost 99% of the development team behind the SLAG executed, he has taken it upon himself to design and build the Playstation 5 alone.
Kim Jung-un's PRICK posted information on the console indicating it was created by "the mind of an omnipotent being", would have installed within it "the intelligence of the cleverest man on earth" and was due for release in "2 days to 14 years".
A game developer outside of North Korea was able to attain the specifications of the console and believed it was comparable in technology to a "shoddily made cup-and-ball toy".
Recently PRICK erected a statue outside of its HQ depicting Kim-Jong-un making the Playstation 5 and was described by the state media as the "greatest work of art since the portrait of our Infallible Ruler of Sun and Greatness, which is proudly hung inside the PRICK's HEAD (His Excellency's Advisory Department).
It was believed that Sony would file a copyright infringement suit, but earlier today they released a statement saying "it's not worth the lawyer fees".
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