Actress Megan Fox has sensationally been invited to join Mensa, the most famous high IQ society in the world, after completing an online IQ test and finishing with a score of 170.
The score puts her amongst the world's intelligent elite, surpassed only by savants and people with other mental disorders.
When asked how she feels to be considered one of the most intelligent people in the world and on the same level as Albert Einstein, Fox perceptively replied, "Who?"
Megan Fox initially captivated public attention when appearing on screen in the revered roles of "a sixteen year old girl who is fancied by the forty-something Charlie" on 'Two and a Half Men' and as the eponymous character in 'Jennifer's Body'. In hindsight one can now comprehend the level of intelligibility that was required by the roles and why the genius Fox was the perfect match.
Megan, who can speak two languages, English and American, and is fairly proficient in Canadian, now wishes to extend her linguistic boundaries and attempt to learn the language of the geographically remote Australia.
"Y'know, producers and, like, directors, love it when you have all sorts of skills that you can, like, bring into the film. So, if I learn Australian, it kinda opens up all sorts of new possibilities and roles for me." When asked if she thinks she'll be successful in her new project, the ever modest Fox responded, "Erm, I dunno."
After her public fallout with Michael Bay, and subsequent dropping from the third Transformers film- which ultimately suffered without the sagacious and methodical talent of Fox- it now seems apparent that the director was intimidated by Megan Fox's intelligence. Her comparison of Bay to Hitler now seems a fair comparison considering Hitler was unnerved by the more intelligent Jewish community. When pressed about this intentional historical allusion, Fox was quick to denounce the Nazi regime when saying, "I'm not a Jew." Like all geniuses, Fox's meaning isn't always literal.
We asked Rolf-Dieter Heuer, the General Director at CERN, if there were any job openings at CERN and, if so, would he accept Fox were she to apply. He said, "Although Megan doesn't exhibit the virginal qualities consistent with all the scientists working on the CERN project, she is obviously a genius with that IQ and she would be more than welcome here. She's pretty hot, too."
According to reports, Harvard have already accepted Fox's infant child into their university, in a coup that has left other institutions around the world reeling. Harvard stated the reason was that "he is almost guaranteed to cure cancer and stuff, so we thought we'd draft him in early."
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