Jeremy Brucker, 28 and from San Francisco, had always wanted the perfect body. He had grown tired of seeing the sculpted bodies that surrounded him in the San Francisco Bay area and so Jeremy decided to make a change - he was going to get his dream body.
A complete novice in the world of body aesthetics, Jeremy decided to diet severely for the first six months. His diet consisted of a slice of orange and a blade of grass.
Beginning the diet at 180lbs, this intense dieting brought him down to 90lbs before his family intervened and his doctor declared some aspects of his bodily functions "clinically deceased".
Jeremy was unimpressed by his skeletal look, despite being able to see the outline of his kidney, his new look wasn't getting him the attention he desired.
"I was getting called all sorts, you know," Brucker solemnly recounts. "People would look at me like I was a freak. The bitches didn't dig it, either."
To rectify the situation, Jeremy turned to the help of the internet where, after a miraculous turn of luck, he stumbled upon the website www.getmusclequikandbitchestooandlookripped.com. At first he was skeptical.
"You hear all about these miracle solutions promising the perfect body, quick and easy, no fuss, and they're always a load of baloney. But on this site, I knew it was legit when they asked me for $10,000 - I mean, come on, that's NASA money."
After shelling out the not inconsiderable amount of money Jeremy received his supplements and specialised diet and workout routine. The supplements, branded as "Bulk as F***", included the 'exotic hentai plant and the rare mitsubishi mineral'. His diet was to follow the company's revolutionary method, IIFYM (If It Fits Your Mouth), while his workout plan was to, rather cogently, "just lift shit, FFS."
Since beginning the program, just two months ago, Jeremy has reached an astonishing weight of 300lbs.
"It's amazing. I mean, I don't look quite how I'd hoped, but that's the whole point. I'm putting on the fat to convert it into muscle later. The beauty is that I don't even have to do any cardio, which I used to hate. In fact, I can't even do cardio anyway! I've got gout."
We will follow Jeremy's progress as he continues.
A complete novice in the world of body aesthetics, Jeremy decided to diet severely for the first six months. His diet consisted of a slice of orange and a blade of grass.
Beginning the diet at 180lbs, this intense dieting brought him down to 90lbs before his family intervened and his doctor declared some aspects of his bodily functions "clinically deceased".
Jeremy was unimpressed by his skeletal look, despite being able to see the outline of his kidney, his new look wasn't getting him the attention he desired.
"I was getting called all sorts, you know," Brucker solemnly recounts. "People would look at me like I was a freak. The bitches didn't dig it, either."
To rectify the situation, Jeremy turned to the help of the internet where, after a miraculous turn of luck, he stumbled upon the website www.getmusclequikandbitchestooandlookripped.com. At first he was skeptical.
"You hear all about these miracle solutions promising the perfect body, quick and easy, no fuss, and they're always a load of baloney. But on this site, I knew it was legit when they asked me for $10,000 - I mean, come on, that's NASA money."
After shelling out the not inconsiderable amount of money Jeremy received his supplements and specialised diet and workout routine. The supplements, branded as "Bulk as F***", included the 'exotic hentai plant and the rare mitsubishi mineral'. His diet was to follow the company's revolutionary method, IIFYM (If It Fits Your Mouth), while his workout plan was to, rather cogently, "just lift shit, FFS."
Since beginning the program, just two months ago, Jeremy has reached an astonishing weight of 300lbs.
"It's amazing. I mean, I don't look quite how I'd hoped, but that's the whole point. I'm putting on the fat to convert it into muscle later. The beauty is that I don't even have to do any cardio, which I used to hate. In fact, I can't even do cardio anyway! I've got gout."
We will follow Jeremy's progress as he continues.
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