Apple Inc. the world's biggest company, and leading member of the New World Order, is facing global humiliation after offering $3.2 billion dollars to buy the wrong company. In what is a bizarre and embarrassing example of corporate ineptitude Apple submitted a bid for Dr. Dre's Beat Electronics company instead of its actual target, Dr. Dray's Beets, the USA's fastest growing beet farm.
Apple has been actively seeking entry into the agribusiness market to, as one source says, "look like we care about the environment," with the long-term aim of becoming the largest producer of apples, in order to gain a global hegemony on the production of apples of all kinds.
The planned foray into agriculture is the brainchild of the late Steve Jobs, the legendary creator of computers and technology and science, whose experience living on a communal farm inspired his creativity and eventual success. It is reported that in Jobs' will he explicitly affirmed that "half of my fortune shall be put towards the buying of apples. As many as apples as possible. In fact, f*** it, I want all of my fortune spent on apples."
Tim Cook, the current honcho of Apple, and Steve Jobs' trusted friend, wishes to honour his late partner's obsession with apples with an aggressive expansion into the fruit and vegetable industry. Dr. Dray's Beets was highlighted early on, with its unique product and market potential being major incentives for Apple, but the botched acquisition looks to have damaged these plans.
Dr. Dre, on the other hand, is reported to be ecstatic.
"Billions and trillions, baby. That's how I roll, ya feel me. N.W.A. - nice one[sic] Apple! Boom!" Apple, so as to avoid committing to this failure, are said to be proceeding with the Beats Electronics purchase.
Saving face has never been so expensive.
Apple has been actively seeking entry into the agribusiness market to, as one source says, "look like we care about the environment," with the long-term aim of becoming the largest producer of apples, in order to gain a global hegemony on the production of apples of all kinds.
The planned foray into agriculture is the brainchild of the late Steve Jobs, the legendary creator of computers and technology and science, whose experience living on a communal farm inspired his creativity and eventual success. It is reported that in Jobs' will he explicitly affirmed that "half of my fortune shall be put towards the buying of apples. As many as apples as possible. In fact, f*** it, I want all of my fortune spent on apples."
Tim Cook, the current honcho of Apple, and Steve Jobs' trusted friend, wishes to honour his late partner's obsession with apples with an aggressive expansion into the fruit and vegetable industry. Dr. Dray's Beets was highlighted early on, with its unique product and market potential being major incentives for Apple, but the botched acquisition looks to have damaged these plans.
Dr. Dre, on the other hand, is reported to be ecstatic.
"Billions and trillions, baby. That's how I roll, ya feel me. N.W.A. - nice one[sic] Apple! Boom!" Apple, so as to avoid committing to this failure, are said to be proceeding with the Beats Electronics purchase.
Saving face has never been so expensive.
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