Guru Givmee, a self-professed "pan-ethnic" person, has offered a helping hand to celebrities, magnates, entrepreneurs, rich kids and anybody else who has a shit-ton of money, who feel they "have too much money."
Offering a course in his studio apartment in the Bronx, Guru Givmee - real name, Tony McFadden - is welcoming rich people of all denominations and means to attend, whereby he will reveal to them the secret of becoming poor.
"I can't give too much away, obviously," the Guru said, "but it involves a lot of meditation, your chequebook and a signature."
When asked why rich people would want to become poor, the enigmatic Guru responded that being poor was like "being a rabid animal, and therefore part of Nature herself. To struggle for food, shelter and security is how animals throughout history have done it. That's something that money can't buy."
In his white gown and with his illustrious beard, Givmee fits the role of Guru perfectly and President Obama is said to be a fan.
"Oh yeah, Obama. I've never met him personally, but I've felt him. Spiritually. He digs me, that's for sure."
Offering a course in his studio apartment in the Bronx, Guru Givmee - real name, Tony McFadden - is welcoming rich people of all denominations and means to attend, whereby he will reveal to them the secret of becoming poor.
"I can't give too much away, obviously," the Guru said, "but it involves a lot of meditation, your chequebook and a signature."
When asked why rich people would want to become poor, the enigmatic Guru responded that being poor was like "being a rabid animal, and therefore part of Nature herself. To struggle for food, shelter and security is how animals throughout history have done it. That's something that money can't buy."
In his white gown and with his illustrious beard, Givmee fits the role of Guru perfectly and President Obama is said to be a fan.
"Oh yeah, Obama. I've never met him personally, but I've felt him. Spiritually. He digs me, that's for sure."
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